Saturday, April 30, 2011
exposed
i was at target trying on a bathing suit last night and had my 1 year old daughter in the dressing room with me. Just as I stripped off my last article of clothing leaving nothing but a thong on... my lovely daughter decided to scoot her little self under the door and run out. There was not a soul in the dressing room for me to yell help to so I -in all my glory, ran out after her. I poked my head around to try and see where she was -my whole backside was completely exposed to anyone who may have been in the Target Ladies department around 6pm last night! I spotted her in the card section (atleast 50 feet away), said a quick prayer and ran back and never put on a pair of pants so quickly- didn't bother to button them, and pulled my tank top (no bra) on and before I even had it all the way on I went sprinting through the store looking for her- shoeless... Thank god she found the musical cards and stayed in the card section where I spotted her before. Never been so embarassed, scared, and releaved in such a short amount of time. Atleast I can laugh about it now! :) - kaitlyn a.
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
daily
i think i'm a better parent than my husband. mostly because i'm the one home with them all day long. - anonymous
tornado
While my little tot was supposed to be taking his afternoon nap, I hear him playing in his room. I go about my business as usual - because he will typically fall asleep after a little while. An hour later he's STILL playing, so I go to check in on him. His room was literally a disaster. The drawers were all pulled out - clothes EVERYWHERE - blankets thrown around the room - stuffed animals all over the place - and toys in every crevice. When I asked him what happened - he proceeded to "tell me" aka "babble". He was quite proud of himself though. Needless to say, he didn't nap and we had a LONG afternoon. Aaah boys. Love them. - MP
Saturday, April 23, 2011
failure
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tomorrow is Easter Sunday, and my kids only have the treats for their baskets. they're going to have to share a basket bc i couldn't ever find one around here - and they wont be hunting for any eggs because they sold out of all of those too. i guess this is what happens when you go the day before Easter to buy supplies. at least we'll be dyeing eggs together - that has to count for something - and the fact that they are getting LOADS of goodies! - MP
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
relapse
so i've been dieting pretty strictly the last 2-3 weeks. i've been watching -literally- everything that i eat. i even track it on that 'lose it' app in my ipod. well, today i felt like i relapsed. my 2 yr old wanted some doritos so i gave him a few in a bowl. i thought to myself, 'go ahead, just have a few, you deserve it'. 15 chips later & having to throw the bag away so i didn't indulge any further i felt defeated. i'm not sure if any of you watch the show "INTERVENTION" but i'm a HUGE fan, well, how pathetic is it that after I did that I actually compared myself to relapsing on drugs/alcohol! oh my. i have serious issues. - MP
update
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Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Cleaning
I just vacuumed my son. That's right. I vacuumed my tot. I used the attachment to get all the hair I had just cut off. I'd say it works pretty well. Maybe I'll try it on the dog next. - MP
Monday, April 11, 2011
#1
Changing pee'ed on items the last 3 days has messed with my sense of smell....i'm constantly smelling pee! gross! - MP
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
It's all about...
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kids
I've recently come to the realization that too many of my conversations/emails/texts with friends mention poop in one way or another! - Marcy F.
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