Hungry

My 2 yr. old just ate an entire can of spaghetti-o's for lunch. I promise I feed my child. - Michelle P.

Stuck

I just found a cheerio that had been stuck to my neck for probably an hour. I don't know what the substance was that caused it to stick there for so long… probably applesauce. You might be asking yourself if I ate the cheerio. The answer is yes. - Amy A.

Sneaky

In the beginning, fast food was a point of contention in our house. So, I would go to the store when I did my weekly shopping and get $20 over at the check stand. Grab Taco Bell on the way home, enjoy and throw it away outside before my hubby got home. All he saw was the total amount at the grocery store on the bank statements. That worked until my oldest could talk, lol. Now he doesn't care, but that is how I kept my sanity in the beginning. - Angelique N.

So fresh and so clean

I gave my son a hotdog wrapped in a paper towel. I checked on him a few minutes later to make sure he was eating it, and saw that he had gone into the laundry room, taken a dryer sheet, and wrapped it around the hot dog. I guess he likes the floral flavor instead?! - Sarah B.

Construction

When my son asked if we could go to McDonalds the last time we drove by it, I told him it was closed for the entire week. He asked why there were cars there and the lights were on. I replied those are the construction workers fixing it.  He waited the entire week before asking to go eat there again. - Brandy L.

Lunch Sack

I ran out of clean Rubbermaid containers for my hubby's lunch for today, so his "man" food got packed in my kids' snack containers." - Andrea D.

Hide & Seek

When my daughter is done eating but still has food on her plate, she thinks its funny to stick the left over food down her shirt- Nice surprise for bathtime when food goes flying all over my bathroom when I lift her shirt over her head. - Kaitlyn A.

Mystery Dinner

 I just "cooked" dinner for 45 minutes without realizing I never turned the oven on! - Stephanie M.

Induldge

I'm almost certain I could eat an entire jar of nutella. - Michelle P.

Vultures

I often go in the pantry for a snack so the vultures will not bother me for one. - Stacie F.

Crave those crazy squares!

I love to eat cereal, particularly Cinnamon Toast Crunch. I had a bowl for a snack before bed last night and with lunch today. With hubby out of town, I predict needing a new box by Thursday. - Julie M.

Spit

 I'm doing the Biggest Loser with my local gym and today I tried to sneak a rolo candy while my husband was in the other room. Then I felt so bad that I ran to the trash and spit it out. - Sarah B.

Neither of my children were dirty today however I put them in the bath tub just so I could sit and relax for a minute. - Suzanne S.

I went to the gym today and when I got there I didn't feel so hot. I dropped my daughter off in the daycare, went upstairs to stretch, decided I didn't want to work out, and went in the cafe and sat and played on my phone and listened to music. For 45 minutes. - Suzanne S.

When I pick up carry-out pizza, I eat mine on the way home because I know I won't get to eat in peace once I get home. - Morgan Z.

 I took a couple of pieces of candy from my kiddos' halloween buckets last night while visiting my grandma to hand out to a couple of trick or treaters at her house so none of us would have to go inside to get the bowl of candy. - Kelly G.

So sometimes I clip my sons toenails at the dinner table! Yup. It's the only time he's distracted enough to not flail. Stephanie M.

Ding Dong

The doorbell rang and it was the maintenance guy and the boys screamed,"pizza!" that's bad huh?? – Victoria C.

Hiding

Dan and I hid in our kitchen during dinner last night along w/ the DVD remote and replayed the Veggie Tales theme song about 15 times so we could eat dinner in peace and quiet. :) - Morgan Z.

Sometimes when I'm having a bad day and feeling not so hot I look at other girls...especially the really skinny ones and think to myself.."soak it up girlie, someday you're gonna get pregnant" - Christy S.


since I started cloth diapering I've become obsessed with it. I find myself trying to sneak buying diapers for the kids. (that's hard to do when I don't pay the bills) ;-) - Michelle P.


i overdid one of the waffles tonight for dinner so instead of giving it to my husband or me eating it, i gave it to our son - Michelle P


 i started chatting with a pregnant lady at the grocery store and gave her my number. - Michelle P.