Monday, January 31, 2011


I chased down some door to door salesmen. I was very upset. L. was fighting his nap, I finally got him down, a half hour later some crazy was beating my door down and rang my doorbell 3 times. My dog went crazy and it woke L. up. He was up for the rest of the day and whiny! If I would have caught them, not sure what I would have said. - Stephanie M.

Sunday, January 30, 2011


I hide books that I'm sick of reading under the couch. - Jackie D.

Saturday, January 29, 2011


Sometimes I make up errands that I have to run so my mom will watch my daughter and I can have some free time.



I'm almost certain I could eat an entire jar of nutella. - Michelle P.

Friday, January 28, 2011

Fertile Myrtle

My husband thinks we are super fertile bc of our 3 kids that weren't planned. Little does he know that they were planned, just not by him. - Anonymous

White Lies

I tell my children if they are very very good while we do the shopping I will pay for them to go on "the ride"...The ride being the escalator to the carpark. - Michelle H.

Thursday, January 27, 2011


I often go in the pantry for a snack so the vultures will not bother me for one. - Stacie F.


I sometimes take my load of laundry out the garage door, through the garage, to the front door, and into my bedroom to avoid the living room and being noticed by my children. - Morgan Z.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Crave those crazy squares!

I love to eat cereal, particularly Cinnamon Toast Crunch. I had a bowl for a snack before bed last night and with lunch today. With hubby out of town, I predict needing a new box by Thursday. - Julie M.


If I have a pile of dirty dishes I wash them just before hubby gets home, so I can have a pjama day all morning. - Gracie C.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

I've got a...

Fever, fever, fever. Fever-fever, fever. The End.- Ree D.


 I am addicted to FB, blogging, and most recently twitter. Oh, and trying to win fluff (cloth diapers). - Michelle P.

Monday, January 24, 2011


When I get home I usually sit in the van for a couple of minutes in silence with my head on the steering wheel because I know that when I get out of the car that'll be the end of that and the chaos will start all over.- Danielle E. 

Sunday, January 23, 2011


 I'm doing the Biggest Loser with my local gym and today I tried to sneak a rolo candy while my husband was in the other room. Then I felt so bad that I ran to the trash and spit it out. - Sarah B.


When I got in the car today and looked at myself in the rear view mirror, I was horrified. My eyebrows looked like an overgrown bush - had it really been that long since the last time I plucked?! - Michelle P.


Getting the mail is the highlight of my day (most days)... it's like Christmas 6 days a week. - Danyel P.


there are times when I stay in the same pair of jammies for days.... - Sherri T. 

When I went to the mall yesterday I found myself getting offended when strangers didn't make a fuss or say how cute my son was. I kept catching myself thinking, "oh my gosh that woman totally just walked by me and my son and didn't stop and admire his cuteness! What's wrong with her!" - Christy S.

Saturday, January 22, 2011

If only...

Neither of my children were dirty today however I put them in the bath tub just so I could sit and relax for a minute. - Suzanne S.

I went to the gym today and when I got there I didn't feel so hot. I dropped my daughter off in the daycare, went upstairs to stretch, decided I didn't want to work out, and went in the cafe and sat and played on my phone and listened to music. For 45 minutes. - Suzanne S.

When I pick up carry-out pizza, I eat mine on the way home because I know I won't get to eat in peace once I get home. - Morgan Z.

Friday, January 21, 2011


Does this make me dirty?


I might as well say my perma hair style is an air-dried, frizzed out, wadded up pony tail. Complete with no makeup and lay around the house clothes (no bra). I am one HOT momma :) - Stephanie M.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

I gave my kids the itouch this morning so I could shave my legs with out someone "needing" something. It was the best shower I ve had in a long time. - Kate F.

I was so tired this afternoon, when starting to put the dishes away I was put the cups in the fridge. - Michelle P.


Don't we all feel like this sometimes?
I know I sure do!
 I took a couple of pieces of candy from my kiddos' halloween buckets last night while visiting my grandma to hand out to a couple of trick or treaters at her house so none of us would have to go inside to get the bowl of candy. - Kelly G.

So sometimes I clip my sons toenails at the dinner table! Yup. It's the only time he's distracted enough to not flail. Stephanie M.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Ding Dong

The doorbell rang and it was the maintenance guy and the boys screamed,"pizza!" that's bad huh?? – Victoria C.


Last night I was giving Avani a bath, finished washing her so I let her play a moment, heard my phone buzz so I turned around to get it and when I turned back she was pouring water on herself with her cup, only I noticed there was something in the water- she had diariahed in the tub and was pouring it on herself- obviously I had to take her out , give her a bath in the other tub, then clean this one, so while I'm elbow deep in bleach I hear something chomping downstairs, I look over the railing it was the dog eating the meatloaf off the counter! So anyways I was grateful for bedtime last night!!! - Kaitlyn A.


Dan and I hid in our kitchen during dinner last night along w/ the DVD remote and replayed the Veggie Tales theme song about 15 times so we could eat dinner in peace and quiet. :) - Morgan Z.
Sometimes when I'm having a bad day and feeling not so hot I look at other girls...especially the really skinny ones and think to myself.."soak it up girlie, someday you're gonna get pregnant" - Christy S.

since I started cloth diapering I've become obsessed with it. I find myself trying to sneak buying diapers for the kids. (that's hard to do when I don't pay the bills) ;-) - Michelle P.

i overdid one of the waffles tonight for dinner so instead of giving it to my husband or me eating it, i gave it to our son - Michelle P

 i started chatting with a pregnant lady at the grocery store and gave her my number. - Michelle P.


Over the summer I needed a break and let my tot out back to play, 2 min later I look outside to see him taking a bite of dog poo. - Michelle

Potty time

Well boys are potty training, they went to the park with their training undies on, of course what do u know Brodee peed so I told bentley we had to go, I didn't know Brodee pooped until he screams poo poo!! There was the longest turd I've ever seen come out of a toddler lying on the mulch next to the slide. Who the heck knew that I need to bring trash bags for my kiddos poop. Vicky C.

Rob used to change poopy diapers with rubber gloves on and a clothes pin on his nose, well until I laughed my ass off about it!! - Vicky C.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

I was so excited that I was getting dressed up today, even if it was for a funeral - Sande P.


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