Poop Juice

My 5 month old was having problems going poop. So i gave her some prune juice mixed with water and it worked like a charm. But my 4 year old told my MIL that I gave her "poop Juice". - Kate F.

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Chillin'

So being a mother of three if I'm not going anywere during the day I let the kids stay in there jammies until about an hour before my hubby gets home. Less laundry and they always look clean when he gets home. - Kate F.

Birthday Wish

My birthday is coming up and my husband keeps asking what I want. All I can think of wanting is: losing weight & sleep. Not sure he can go out and buy those. - Michelle P.

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Potty Mouth

My daughters new favorite words- Pee Pee and Poo Poo, and yes, she likes to shout them very loudly in public places- then laugh hysterically. I think she is trying to embarase me on purpose! - Kaitlyn A.

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Searching

I just spend an hour looking for my sons pacifier. I finally stumbled upon it...in my cleavage! Oh the power of the post-pregnancy body! - Ashley Z.

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Stuck

I just found a cheerio that had been stuck to my neck for probably an hour. I don't know what the substance was that caused it to stick there for so long… probably applesauce. You might be asking yourself if I ate the cheerio. The answer is yes. - Amy A.

Fake Out

My sister has three adult kids. When they were teens it was like pulling teeth to get them to help clean. Well, she passed away last month and as we were reminiscing her kids told me how she would call her home phone with her cell, have a pretend conversation and then get off the phone and say "Quick!!! Nana (me, Auntie was taken in our family and my name is rather hard for a kid to say) is coming over we gotta clean up!" The kids new that it took about an hour for me to get there so they would jump up and start cleaning and in one hour my sister would have a clean house. I guess she did it for years before her oldest figured it out and she confessed. Thank goodness her kids thought it was funny as heck. LOL - Angelique N.

Sneaky

In the beginning, fast food was a point of contention in our house. So, I would go to the store when I did my weekly shopping and get $20 over at the check stand. Grab Taco Bell on the way home, enjoy and throw it away outside before my hubby got home. All he saw was the total amount at the grocery store on the bank statements. That worked until my oldest could talk, lol. Now he doesn't care, but that is how I kept my sanity in the beginning. - Angelique N.

Trouble

Some days I feel like I gave birth to a puppy instead of a baby - he's into EVERYthing he's not supposed to be: power cords, trash, dirty diapers (ew!), the dvds & movies, toilet bowl brush (double ew!). The other day I was showering and peeked out to find the contents of my "lady" drawer dumped out on the floor and one hanging from his mouth like a cigar. At least it wasn't the trash! - Christi B.

Lies

I really hate hearing about how fast baby weight comes off when you breastfeed and how you have to get your thyriod checked because you haven't been this skinny since high school, you eat KK doughnuts, chocolate and chips all day long. Must be tough. - Ashley S.

Loathe

I absolutely hate that I have to work out every freaking day just to drop 1 stinkin' pound a week! - Michelle P.

I'm ok with it

I am pretty sure I've come to the conclusion that I'm spoiled. Not spoiled rotten. Just spoiled. - Michelle P.

Sexy

I haven't brushed my hair or teeth today, I'm not wearing a bra, I'm wearing my husband's sweats and I just went to clean the bathroom mirror and realized my 9 month old apparently spit up down my back and I didn't know it. I've never felt so sexy in my entire life...but at least the house is cleaned up :) - Christy S.

Bribery

 I totally just bribed my 2 year old to put her pajammas on with a cookie...and she didn't even eat all her dinner. Whatever works! - Ashley Z.

Beverage

While traveling today, I kept my sons bottle warm by putting it in a beer koozie. - Michelle P. 

7 days

Has been spoiled having the hubs home the last 7 months w/no deployments that I'm sad he's going away & it's only for a week! - Michelle P.

Defeat

Trying to lose weight after a baby makes me feel defeated. Before kiddos I could go run a few miles a couple times and I would drop a few pounds. Now if I tried to go run a few miles I might fall over from an asthma attack! - Michelle P.

Blanket Party

I hide my iPod under the blankets at night so my hubs doesn't wake up and find me on FB or twitter.-Michelle P.

Chocoholic

After the kids go to bed, I usually have a bit of chocolate as a reward for getting through the day. Last night, we ran out! Around Christmas time my husband hid a few bars around the house...b/c he can't ever get any when he wants some. Only, now he can't remember where he put them. I started finding looking on cabinets, behind books, goin' nuts. Twitching. Even crying at one point! I ran down stairs to get a cocoa packet and didn't even bother putting it in milk first!!

I think I'm becoming an addict; I even pimped myself out with sex if he went out to pick up some cookies and bars (which he did!). I just might have a problem! LOL! - Erica M.

Desires

Used to be I couldn't kick the desire to be pregnant. It made me feel like I was ageless and had no real worries. After a hysterectomy every time I see a pregnant lady I think I'm glad it's not me. - Debbie S.

So fresh and so clean

I gave my son a hotdog wrapped in a paper towel. I checked on him a few minutes later to make sure he was eating it, and saw that he had gone into the laundry room, taken a dryer sheet, and wrapped it around the hot dog. I guess he likes the floral flavor instead?! - Sarah B.

Cuties

I think my kids are the cutest kids I've ever seen. - Michelle P.

snuggles

Every morning, I put my son in bed with me so I can sleep an extra 10-40 minutes..even if he is quietly awake... - Ashley S.

Construction

When my son asked if we could go to McDonalds the last time we drove by it, I told him it was closed for the entire week. He asked why there were cars there and the lights were on. I replied those are the construction workers fixing it.  He waited the entire week before asking to go eat there again. - Brandy L.

Workout-less

Sometimes I tell my husband I worked out even though I really took a nap. - Anonymous

Babies

While watching Chuck tonight - seeing Ellie have the baby made me want another one. - Michelle P.

Sleepy

My husband thinks im a heavy sleeper because he was the only one who got up with out daughter when she would climb out of her bed in the middle of the night, little does he know I heard her everytime I was just silently telling him "it's your turn." - Allison C.

Lunch Sack

I ran out of clean Rubbermaid containers for my hubby's lunch for today, so his "man" food got packed in my kids' snack containers." - Andrea D.

Nappy

When I put my daughter to bed tonight, I realized I had not brushed my hair all day. Luckily hubby is out of town so no one saw it. - Julie M.

Tricks

I never knew I would hold something that I peed on so close to my face - oh pregnancy tests how you trick our eyes. - Ashley S.

Same Difference

My daughters favorite thing of the moment is "The little Mermaid" -you know, that movie that tells you a fork is a brush! yeah, thanks for that one Disney! - Kaitlyn A.

Hide & Seek

When my daughter is done eating but still has food on her plate, she thinks its funny to stick the left over food down her shirt- Nice surprise for bathtime when food goes flying all over my bathroom when I lift her shirt over her head. - Kaitlyn A.

Hate

I wish I was pregnant. Not for the obvious reasons, but so I wouldn't have to endure the pain of PMS. After 2.5 yrs without it I can say without hesitation that I hate it.

Sucker Punch

Weaning your baby from nursing is like getting punched in the boobs over and over and over and over and over. True story. - Michelle P.

Milk Gun

Sometimes if I'm bored in the shower I'll try to see how far my milk will shoot out. So far I've gotten about 3 feet! - Michelle P.

Mystery Dinner

 I just "cooked" dinner for 45 minutes without realizing I never turned the oven on! - Stephanie M.

College

Sometimes I got through an entire week and realize that I've worn the same college hoodie at least 3 times. Sure, I washed it, but still... - Christy S.

Missing Laundry

My washer just ran for 20 minutes before I realized that I never put clothes in. - Christi H.

Meds

My children refer to Dove Chocolate as "Mommy's Medicine." --Kimi

Dropped Calls

I sometimes hang up on my mother in law so I don't have to listen to her horrible advice how to raise my kids. Then she will call back at the end of the day and I'll tell her sorry the call dropped. - Anonymous

Lemons

When I was pregnant my hubby bought me a bag of lemons due to my cravings. By the fourth lemon my tongue was bleeding!! - Vicky C.

Hygiene

We've been so busy in the evening that my children have only bathed twice this week. - Michelle P.

Tears

I like the days my child cries when I bring her to daycare and I hate the days when she doesn't- I feel more loved and missed! - Anonymous

One Day

Sometimes when I'm having a bad day and feeling not so hot I look at other girls...especially the really skinny ones and think to myself.."soak it up girlie, someday you're gonna get pregnant" - Christy S.

Surprise!

I run out the door to get my oil changed & grab a clean blanket from the dryer for my baby.  I get to the mechanic, hand over my keys and decide I don't want to bring the blanket inside. I whip it off and through the air flies a pair of my panties from the dryer!  I was frozen with embarrassment & the mechanic just stared at them all the way until they hit the ground between us.  Best moment of my life! - A.A.