Salesman

I chased down some door to door salesmen. I was very upset. L. was fighting his nap, I finally got him down, a half hour later some crazy was beating my door down and rang my doorbell 3 times. My dog went crazy and it woke L. up. He was up for the rest of the day and whiny! If I would have caught them, not sure what I would have said. - Stephanie M.

Lost

I hide books that I'm sick of reading under the couch. - Jackie D.

Errands

Sometimes I make up errands that I have to run so my mom will watch my daughter and I can have some free time.

-Allison

Induldge

I'm almost certain I could eat an entire jar of nutella. - Michelle P.

Fertile Myrtle

My husband thinks we are super fertile bc of our 3 kids that weren't planned. Little does he know that they were planned, just not by him. - Anonymous

White Lies

I tell my children if they are very very good while we do the shopping I will pay for them to go on "the ride"...The ride being the escalator to the carpark. - Michelle H.

Vultures

I often go in the pantry for a snack so the vultures will not bother me for one. - Stacie F.

Avoider

I sometimes take my load of laundry out the garage door, through the garage, to the front door, and into my bedroom to avoid the living room and being noticed by my children. - Morgan Z.

Crave those crazy squares!

I love to eat cereal, particularly Cinnamon Toast Crunch. I had a bowl for a snack before bed last night and with lunch today. With hubby out of town, I predict needing a new box by Thursday. - Julie M.

Productive

If I have a pile of dirty dishes I wash them just before hubby gets home, so I can have a pjama day all morning. - Gracie C.

I've got a...

Fever, fever, fever. Fever-fever, fever. The End.- Ree D.

addict.

 I am addicted to FB, blogging, and most recently twitter. Oh, and trying to win fluff (cloth diapers). - Michelle P.

Van

When I get home I usually sit in the van for a couple of minutes in silence with my head on the steering wheel because I know that when I get out of the car that'll be the end of that and the chaos will start all over.- Danielle E. 

Spit

 I'm doing the Biggest Loser with my local gym and today I tried to sneak a rolo candy while my husband was in the other room. Then I felt so bad that I ran to the trash and spit it out. - Sarah B.

Bushes

When I got in the car today and looked at myself in the rear view mirror, I was horrified. My eyebrows looked like an overgrown bush - had it really been that long since the last time I plucked?! - Michelle P.

USPS

Getting the mail is the highlight of my day (most days)... it's like Christmas 6 days a week. - Danyel P.

Repeat

there are times when I stay in the same pair of jammies for days.... - Sherri T. 

When I went to the mall yesterday I found myself getting offended when strangers didn't make a fuss or say how cute my son was. I kept catching myself thinking, "oh my gosh that woman totally just walked by me and my son and didn't stop and admire his cuteness! What's wrong with her!" - Christy S.

If only...

Neither of my children were dirty today however I put them in the bath tub just so I could sit and relax for a minute. - Suzanne S.

I went to the gym today and when I got there I didn't feel so hot. I dropped my daughter off in the daycare, went upstairs to stretch, decided I didn't want to work out, and went in the cafe and sat and played on my phone and listened to music. For 45 minutes. - Suzanne S.

When I pick up carry-out pizza, I eat mine on the way home because I know I won't get to eat in peace once I get home. - Morgan Z.