poop pick up

Saturday I took my 2 year old daughter to the water park. I never get her into her swimsuit until right before the pool becuase I don't want her to pee through it. I took off her dress and diaper and she sat down on the cement ground while I got her swim diaper ready. All of a sudden I smell poop, I look down- she had pooped all over the cement- 5 feet away from the pool! and just incase you were wondering- poop does NOT wipe up with babywipes, or wet papertowels off a grainy cement ground. I don't know if anyone noticed or not but there was still a big brown spot on the ground I couldnt get up, so I very casually put my shoes over top it and moved my chair so no one would notice- that is, until we left! - Kaitlyn A.

white lies

My son missed his potty and peed on the floor. I cleaned it up with paper towels but forgot to actually CLEAN it with cleaner. My husband stepped on the damp spot later that night and freaked - so I told him it was just cleaner and to stop freaking out about it. - MP

#1

Changing pee'ed on items the last 3 days has messed with my sense of smell....i'm constantly smelling pee! gross! - MP

Rear End

I never thought the words - "stop sniffing the dogs butt" would ever come out of my mouth! - MP

Dr. Mom

I had to get a stool sample from my daughter so I lined the toilet with a plastic bag and had her poop in it!  Amy J.

Poop Juice

My 5 month old was having problems going poop. So i gave her some prune juice mixed with water and it worked like a charm. But my 4 year old told my MIL that I gave her "poop Juice". - Kate F.

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Stuck

I just found a cheerio that had been stuck to my neck for probably an hour. I don't know what the substance was that caused it to stick there for so long… probably applesauce. You might be asking yourself if I ate the cheerio. The answer is yes. - Amy A.

Trouble

Some days I feel like I gave birth to a puppy instead of a baby - he's into EVERYthing he's not supposed to be: power cords, trash, dirty diapers (ew!), the dvds & movies, toilet bowl brush (double ew!). The other day I was showering and peeked out to find the contents of my "lady" drawer dumped out on the floor and one hanging from his mouth like a cigar. At least it wasn't the trash! - Christi B.

Tricks

I never knew I would hold something that I peed on so close to my face - oh pregnancy tests how you trick our eyes. - Ashley S.

Hide & Seek

When my daughter is done eating but still has food on her plate, she thinks its funny to stick the left over food down her shirt- Nice surprise for bathtime when food goes flying all over my bathroom when I lift her shirt over her head. - Kaitlyn A.

Hygiene

We've been so busy in the evening that my children have only bathed twice this week. - Michelle P.

Bushes

When I got in the car today and looked at myself in the rear view mirror, I was horrified. My eyebrows looked like an overgrown bush - had it really been that long since the last time I plucked?! - Michelle P.

Spider

Does this make me dirty?

 I took a couple of pieces of candy from my kiddos' halloween buckets last night while visiting my grandma to hand out to a couple of trick or treaters at her house so none of us would have to go inside to get the bowl of candy. - Kelly G.

So sometimes I clip my sons toenails at the dinner table! Yup. It's the only time he's distracted enough to not flail. Stephanie M.

Bath

Last night I was giving Avani a bath, finished washing her so I let her play a moment, heard my phone buzz so I turned around to get it and when I turned back she was pouring water on herself with her cup, only I noticed there was something in the water- she had diariahed in the tub and was pouring it on herself- obviously I had to take her out , give her a bath in the other tub, then clean this one, so while I'm elbow deep in bleach I hear something chomping downstairs, I look over the railing it was the dog eating the meatloaf off the counter! So anyways I was grateful for bedtime last night!!! - Kaitlyn A.

O.M.G.

Over the summer I needed a break and let my tot out back to play, 2 min later I look outside to see him taking a bite of dog poo. - Michelle