poop pick up

Saturday I took my 2 year old daughter to the water park. I never get her into her swimsuit until right before the pool becuase I don't want her to pee through it. I took off her dress and diaper and she sat down on the cement ground while I got her swim diaper ready. All of a sudden I smell poop, I look down- she had pooped all over the cement- 5 feet away from the pool! and just incase you were wondering- poop does NOT wipe up with babywipes, or wet papertowels off a grainy cement ground. I don't know if anyone noticed or not but there was still a big brown spot on the ground I couldnt get up, so I very casually put my shoes over top it and moved my chair so no one would notice- that is, until we left! - Kaitlyn A.

Pox

Chicken Pox has infected our home. And I was actually asked to hold a Pox Party!!! My hubs said I could charge $20/child and that actually made me consider it. - MP

Ouch!

While out to dinner with our 2 year old daughter a male server came to our table to ask how our meal was. Our lovely daughter then decided to punch him in the *you know what* -so hard he screamed "WHOAH girl! That was too close for comfort!" I guess we won't be going back there for a while!! - Kaitlyn A.

poison control

Bad SAHM Award goes to me
Check out this post on why....
- MP

crawling

this morning my 2yr old and i were watching a disney movie together on the couch while my 10 month old was destroying the tupperware cabinet. a few minutes went by and i heard banging upstairs. i assumed it was the dog - but she was fast asleep on the other couch - i ran upstairs to find my 10month old playing with the bath toys in their bathroom. that sneaky kid crawled up the stairs without me even knowing! how terrible did i feel after that?! - MP

exposed

i was at target trying on a bathing suit last night and had my 1 year old daughter in the dressing room with me. Just as I stripped off my last article of clothing leaving nothing but a thong on... my lovely daughter decided to scoot her little self under the door and run out. There was not a soul in the dressing room for me to yell help to so I -in all my glory, ran out after her. I poked my head around to try and see where she was -my whole backside was completely exposed to anyone who may have been in the Target Ladies department around 6pm last night! I spotted her in the card section (atleast 50 feet away), said a quick prayer and ran back and never put on a pair of pants so quickly- didn't bother to button them, and pulled my tank top (no bra) on and before I even had it all the way on I went sprinting through the store looking for her- shoeless... Thank god she found the musical cards and stayed in the card section where I spotted her before. Never been so embarassed, scared, and releaved in such a short amount of time. Atleast I can laugh about it now! :) - kaitlyn a. 

Words

I really need to watch what I say around my toddler. Grandma was visiting yesterday and Emelia decided to act up. After repramanding her and threatening time-outs I guess she sensed my frustration because she promptly turns to grandma and very matter-of-factly states "Mommy needs a drink" oh boy! - Ashley Z.

Potty Mouth

My daughters new favorite words- Pee Pee and Poo Poo, and yes, she likes to shout them very loudly in public places- then laugh hysterically. I think she is trying to embarase me on purpose! - Kaitlyn A.

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Trouble

Some days I feel like I gave birth to a puppy instead of a baby - he's into EVERYthing he's not supposed to be: power cords, trash, dirty diapers (ew!), the dvds & movies, toilet bowl brush (double ew!). The other day I was showering and peeked out to find the contents of my "lady" drawer dumped out on the floor and one hanging from his mouth like a cigar. At least it wasn't the trash! - Christi B.

Surprise!

I run out the door to get my oil changed & grab a clean blanket from the dryer for my baby.  I get to the mechanic, hand over my keys and decide I don't want to bring the blanket inside. I whip it off and through the air flies a pair of my panties from the dryer!  I was frozen with embarrassment & the mechanic just stared at them all the way until they hit the ground between us.  Best moment of my life! - A.A.

When I went to the mall yesterday I found myself getting offended when strangers didn't make a fuss or say how cute my son was. I kept catching myself thinking, "oh my gosh that woman totally just walked by me and my son and didn't stop and admire his cuteness! What's wrong with her!" - Christy S.

O.M.G.

Over the summer I needed a break and let my tot out back to play, 2 min later I look outside to see him taking a bite of dog poo. - Michelle

Potty time

Well boys are potty training, they went to the park with their training undies on, of course what do u know Brodee peed so I told bentley we had to go, I didn't know Brodee pooped until he screams poo poo!! There was the longest turd I've ever seen come out of a toddler lying on the mulch next to the slide. Who the heck knew that I need to bring trash bags for my kiddos poop. Vicky C.

Rob used to change poopy diapers with rubber gloves on and a clothes pin on his nose, well until I laughed my ass off about it!! - Vicky C.

I was so excited that I was getting dressed up today, even if it was for a funeral - Sande P.